Lindsay Lohan Twitters Topless Pic of Herself
Published on Jun 16, 2009 - In: Celebrity Nudes| Girls
And they say blow is bad for you. I bet it took a couple of lines to get this photo out there. You go, girl.
Miranda Otto of Lord of the Rings Fame
Published on Jun 16, 2009 - In: Girls
Homely looking British chicks with just a touch of classy glamour. I don’t know what it is about them. Probably cause I think I can get with them if we were to meet in a dark bar or something. Or pubs as they call it over there.
Sacha Baron Cohen Nude in GQ Cover
Published on Jun 16, 2009 - In: Celebrity Nudes| Manly Man Things
‘Cause it’s edgy and shit. Plus he has a movie to sell. Take that, homophobic America! In your face! Bleh. Via
Jessica Alba is a Property Defacer
Published on Jun 15, 2009 - In: Girls
Jessica Alba recently put some shark poster over some Oklahoma City property and now she may face vandalism charges. I for one applaud Jessica for her domestic terrorism. She is, after all, married to some trust fund douche bag who knocked her up and is an actress. We must have sympathy for the retarded. Via
Hey Middle America Megan Fox Says You Should All Die
Published on Jun 15, 2009 - In: Girls
In a recent interview with some magazine that is apparently big enough to do interviews with Megan Fox, the “Transformers” star says anyone who doesn’t believe in gay rights as she does should all die. I agree with Megan Fox, for she is pretty and I would like to one day stick my weewee in her hoohaa.
Elisabetta Canalis’ Sexy Bikini Frolicking
Published on May 17, 2009 - In: Girls
I think she’s an Italian model or actress or showgirl or something. Fuck, that’s a body.
American Idol Must be Proud
Published on May 13, 2009 - In: Girls
Once, I nearly cranked one off to a music video by Kelly Clarkson. That was then…
Monica Bellucci Wants Me so Badly She’s all Wet
Published on May 12, 2009 - In: Girls
Okay, okay, you can have me. Geez, so pushy.
This’ll teach them to overshadow Megan Fox’s perfect rack.
Like porn, minus the brown bag, but with the same shameful avoiding-of-the-eyes.
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